The 10 Commandments of Kuku Campers

You will choose the right insurance for your needs. Just remember that in case of an accident, we will charge you Viking style - with no shame and no remorse.
Off roading will ban you from your wildest fantasies.
You will not start an underwater adventure. We rent campers not submarines (beware of the rivers)
You will watch out for flying doors when the weather gets crazy. They can and will hurt you, especially your wallet.
Weather and road website you will check to maximise your chances of coming back to us in one piece.
You will not try to be a barman with the fuel. Diesel and Petrol don't mix as well as gin and tonic.
You will go to Bonus if you want to eat some lamb. Don't try to run them over, you savage.
You will pay all parking on time as it was your Netflic subscription.
You will clean this camper before returning it, as if your mom is about to enter your room.
You must have sex in nature. This is Kuku, and sheep love the show.